If I had just a few less scruples I'd start a gofundme with the nig stabber's face looking all Stanford graduation ceremony and implying that the money would go to him, but the description would clearly indicate that all the money would go towards my own mental health and emotional fulfillment during these times of stabby stabbies everywhere.
I bet I could get $50k by Friday if I shilled it in the right places.
Fucking scruples!
The primary reason you should not do it is you probably would be arrested if you got caught
@shortstories I was gambling on the donators being too impulsive and functionally illiterate to read exactly what they were doing therefore minimizing personal liability....
But we both know you're still essentially right and why lol
