@shortstories People are retards and they need to be tricked into living correctly. The church knew this from the start. That's why they chose the "bible" as it is and not the other helpful tomes locked away under the Vatican, (I hope they're still there - after the commies fumigated the world with their big 20th century satanic fart, who knows what's down there now - prob a jewish child rape dungeon).

@shortstories I just want someone who actually hears and listens to the living God to be the deceiver and not some faggot jew dressed up like a jesuit beaner.

@shortstories "I'll take 'Too much to ask' for $400, Alex."