@nomebullyyou cop: you're under arrest!
batman: what for?
cop: assault and battery!

a. long pause, everyone laughs, then batman is hauled off in chains
b. assman: hey, don't pull me into this joke!

@nomebullyyou

Human Resources room

Where batman is defeated by the toughest super villain of all times the HR Lady who breaks his spirit defeating him in a way that Bane could not do by breaking his back