Nescientist @[email protected]

@shortstories "I'll take 'Too much to ask' for $400, Alex."

@shortstories I just want someone who actually hears and listens to the living God to be the deceiver and not some faggot jew dressed up like a jesuit beaner.

@shortstories People are retards and they need to be tricked into living correctly. The church knew this from the start. That's why they chose the "bible" as it is and not the other helpful tomes locked away under the Vatican, (I hope they're still there - after the commies fumigated the world with their big 20th century satanic fart, who knows what's down there now - prob a jewish child rape dungeon).

Everyone saying low key isn't very low key.

@PanzerTan Tempus Fuckit!

Imagine no John Lennon

It do be like that Mr. Boyfriend

It's free but you have to PAY ATTENTION NIGGA

@Terry Projected losers: everyone else

Lotsa butts be hurtin lol

@sickburnbro Glad I got my /pol degree! (C student)

@madonline His frontal lobe blocked him a long time ago

"Excuse me!"

"Yessir?"

"I ordered the interstellar space travel and 350 year lifespans, but this is just a bunch of niggers and jews trying to steal my wallet and stab me."

"Sorry sir! We'll bring out your interstellar space travel and 350 year lifespans right away!"

"Thanks."

@Goalkeeper "Hahaha, praise Allah, now I need those police to protect me from all the nig