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Faggots hate God and they shouldn't be in charge of anything. Not one fucking thing!

A well executed Æon Flux movie with her in the lead would be purdy watchable...

Fix your wife using this middle aged Chinese secret...

"We don't even like pearls!" - angry talking pig

They're not young, they're not republicans, they're the Young Republicans!

My favorite part of seasonal changes is when you are suddenly reminded of all of the similar days in the past echoing in your memory. A nice rainy day yesterday gave me a familiar fall feeling that makes blankets extra comfy and hot chocolates extra yummy. The cold hath taken thee in, and thou art warmed by it.

I want a mini tranq dart set for when someone just needs to chill out a little. You see some cranky noob about to start emoting noisily at life and no no no no no so you get a drinking straw-sized tube out and click in a dart the size of a pea full of whoa there, sticky biscuits! Blow it right into their tense boi neck and watch their eyes soften into cheech and chonglike niggerbliss. Give them (and you!) a chemical vacation from their inflamed fucking thalamus for a minute or 90. Slow yer roll!

Hell is the jewish homeland.

"But hell is imaginary!"

Okay, those terms are acceptable. I'm just saying we should send them all back there posthaste, I ain't some twitter theologian lawyer in a ivory tower of clicknigger clout.

"Say 'nigger' or die!" is a great album title