@sardonicsmile Can't get a girl? Here's your options:

A. Robot Waifu

B. Sex Toys

C. AMP HJ or FS

D. Porn

When are guys going to realise that you're burning a hole in your wallet for a wahman who won't love you back.

No such thing as free poosey, you'll always pay. Renting is cheaper than keeping her.

Wise up, Gents!