"I, SardonicSmile, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
Someone locate this Motherfucker
https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1718583658494218536?t=GeMA-Ep1Y6oXTbWKHloMUQ&s=19
"Artax Dies In The Swamp Of Sadness"
We warned you and warned you and warned you again...
ABC News — Older adults who received last year’s COVID booster and a high-dose version of the flu vaccine in the same visit may have a potential increased risk of stroke, according to a new FDA-funded study (https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2023.10.10.23296624v1.full.pdf). However, "experts" urge that these results were preliminary. 🥴💉☠️
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/flu-covid-shot-reasonable-amid-safety-review-potential/story
"Cartmans Nightmare-South Park"
I spent all this time trying to be one of you and now I realize... I'm not.