Star Wars Remake

Dark Vader gives birth to Luke

Dark Vader tells Luke he is his father

But Luke insists Dark Vader is his mother

Then instead of fighting they have the public vote about it to resolve the conflict peacefully

Luke accuses Dark Vader of rigging the vote

Dark Vader says Luke is spreading misinformation & puts Luke in jail for being a Nazi

Luke then says Dark Vader is the Nazi

Then the news media says it is ok because Dark Vader is a black feminist Nazi making him a good Nazi