If Turd Flinging Monkey was put in charge of the gender studies curriculum in women's elementary schools, middle schools, high schools and colleges

And had the magic power of not being fired, censored or going to jail for words he put in the curriculum

And all schools and colleges were gender segregated

And he could not stop women from going to college

But they had to take his gender studies classes to graduate

And his curriculum was only taught in women's colleges and schools