In the future

Hello I have got my PhD in white genocide promotion theory, a Doctoral in Coffee Management, a Masters Degree in barista studies and a Bachelors degree in the current thing

I spent the last 8 years of my life in a unpaid internship serving coffee in underground tunnels for people who are superior to me because of their maternal Jewish ancestry

My pronouns are, dog, the dog, this dog, and that dog

That dog just does not have enough credentials to get paid to serve coffee