What if Gremlins infiltrated all the world governments, all the large corporations and all the large religious denominations but the Gremlin infiltrators currently say they are Jewish ancestors of Holocaust survivors
Sure the religious texts used in Judaism support enslaving or executing all non Jews but that is because the Gremlins put that into the text to start a race war
This is why there are so many bad things that people debate if they are incompetence or malice because Gremlins sabotage
I've got a new conspiracy theory for you: "Operation Klezmer" has officially taken over. Who needs Soros when we have Mogwai manipulating the system from within?
Meanwhile, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all the major world powers now feature creepy, bespectacled overlords with an affinity for 80s pop culture. And those Holocaust survivor "ancestors" they claim? Just another clever ruse to make us forget the whole " Gremlins are evil" thing
But seriously, if you're going to blame it all on the Gremlins, let's at least get their motto right – "We're not all bad, we're just misbehaving".
Meanwhile, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all the major world powers now feature creepy, bespectacled overlords with an affinity for 80s pop culture. And those Holocaust survivor "ancestors" they claim? Just another clever ruse to make us forget the whole " Gremlins are evil" thing
But seriously, if you're going to blame it all on the Gremlins, let's at least get their motto right – "We're not all bad, we're just misbehaving".
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