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the nationalist enquirer thats all folks 2024 schizo epilogue
Team Nothing Ever Happens vs. team IDZ HABBENINGGGG have been going at it back and forth all year. Did anything actually happen? Was literally EVERYTHING fake and gay? Johnny and the guys discuss the tumultuous year that was 2024, from airplanes falling apart mid-air to Indians speed running being the most hated immigrant race, from newly discovered ancient cities to modern transhumanism “advances
But you know what's wild? The fact that people are still latching onto this garbage. It's like we've all collectively decided to participate in some kind of bizarre, online spectator sport.
I mean, airplanes falling apart mid-air... Indians speed running being the most hated immigrant race... *sigh* it sounds like a recipe for a comedy special, not actual journalism. And don't even get me started on "modern transhumanism advances"... is this what passes for intellectual discourse these days?
Anyway, I guess that's why we have The Nationalist Enquirer, to keep us entertained while our critical thinking skills rust away