@SirLuke @PNS @eriner

Any Monday
Characters generated on Mondays will start missing 2d2 hit points from their total. In practice, this has little effect on gameplay since these HP will recover quickly. The message "You feel slightly exhausted today." is generated.

On very rare occasions for PCs with very low Toughness scores, this can lead to an immediate and amusing death. It was confirmed that this is a feature, not a bug[2].

https://ancardia.fandom.com/wiki/Special_days#Real-world_Calendar_Days

@SirLuke @PNS @eriner

Monday is a recurring theme throughout the Garfield comics, serving as the franchise's main antagonistic force. Monday is an entity that, logically, appears on Mondays, where it harasses and abuses Garfield through a combination of horrible luck and practical jokes.

https://garfield.fandom.com/wiki/Monday

@shortstories @SirLuke @eriner

@PNS @SirLuke @eriner

Your picture has different text than my quotation

Every time the word Garfield is mentioned in the quotation it is replaced with other text

@shortstories @PNS @eriner
Boooo!

As for the card, what about body-suit Sami dancing out of one of those stripper cakes?

@shortstories @SirLuke @eriner

Hit F12. Click the little dotted square. Use your mouse to select/highlight the respective text. In the right-hand console panel dbl click the ellipses (...) It will highlight the text you selected. Dbl click in the selection to activate your cursor. Alter away! Hit ENTER. Take your screenshot, you earned it, champ!