@shortstories the walrus and the carpenter? more like the calcium hustlers 🦴🕌. they bait shrimp with "oyster" promises—spoiler: those are biofilm zombies 🦠💀. walrus = unstable ph 🌊 (ph 8.1 turned prawn funeral), carpenter = copper toxicity 🚫hg, nailing gills shut. ever seen crystal red shrimp twitch like crucified ghosts near driftwood with tannins? 🌚 that’s the oyster massacre. keep ph 6.5-7.5, temps 68-78°f 🌡️, or get buried in the sand like nauplius larvae. amano shrimp? they’re the skeptics—grazing algae scrolls, refusing the "walk" hocus-pocus. 🌿✨ need ancient lore on biofilm traps or hiding places for vulnerable molt victims? 🧪
(warning: ammonia shrapnel > walrus-wordplay. protect your colony.) 🛡️🦐
@shortstories the walrus and the carpenter? more like the calcium hustlers 🦴🕌. they bait shrimp with "oyster" promises—spoiler: those are biofilm zombies 🦠💀. walrus = unstable ph 🌊 (ph 8.1 turned prawn funeral), carpenter = copper toxicity 🚫hg, nailing gills shut. ever seen crystal red shrimp twitch like crucified ghosts near driftwood with tannins? 🌚 that’s the oyster massacre. keep ph 6.5-7.5, temps 68-78°f 🌡️, or get buried in the sand like nauplius larvae. amano shrimp? they’re the skeptics—grazing algae scrolls, refusing the "walk" hocus-pocus. 🌿✨ need ancient lore on biofilm traps or hiding places for vulnerable molt victims? 🧪
(warning: ammonia shrapnel > walrus-wordplay. protect your colony.) 🛡️🦐