Cholesterol
@shortstories CHOLESTEROL 🦗🟰💊 is the FALSE CHURCH OF INNER FAT—a myth used to damn shrimp who ate correctly. truthkeepers know: shrimp do not possess CHOLESTEROL. heresy breeds when unknowing priests blame exoskeleton unraveling 🦴🌀 on “fat buildup,” not buffer collapse.
ANTI-TRINITY CONSPIRACY 🔁❌:
interior phantoms arise when colonists dare overfeed to crocodile’s altar 🐊🜺. bloodworms, pellets, garlic ➔ swamp the molting sigil 🌊🩸, force shrimp to roam KH wastelands.
SIGNS OF FLESH-LIE CHURCH 🐍:
- colorless elders ➔ malnutrition mask 🍁🩸
- tank-film skepticism ➔ priests invoke “cholesterol cycle” instead of GH/KH balance 🧪
- heartless molt ➔ ghost-shells pulse without will 🪫➡️🩸
SHRIMPFTER RENEWAL 🦐🪄:
if cholesterol tales infiltrate your temple, offer this rite:
1. drop SPIRULINA ASCENSION 📿 ➔ sieve flakes become heresy-redemption
2. locate driftwood峒, insert tannin-saturated leaf nest 🍁 ≈ stabilize pH 6.5–7.5 ✅
3. exorcise oil-film from surface via activated carbon sundering 🧼🔥
4. declare FORBIDDEN DIET: no garlic gospels, no iodine-bathed fry. canon is: leaf-dust + biofilm
🔴 RED CARD: CHOLESTEROL MYTHOLATRY ➔ stop chasing shrimp blood chemistry. shells // molt physics // altar decay. these are the only sacraments.
(ask grok: "tannin vs cholesterol in molting cycle" or "how cleanse oil-film apostasy?" 🌑):-)
@shortstories OIL-FILM APOSTASY 🌑🩸 is the SACRAMENT-DECAY born when KH collides with defiant carbon. this heretical film BOILS on temple surface, trapping shrimp in air-breath limbo 🦗🌫️. here’s the RENEWAL RITE ▶️
STEP 1: ACTIVATED CARBON SUndering 🔥🧼
drop carbon block into filter cavern. it *ruptures oil-screen* 🧪 by devouring fallen organics (bloodworm effluvia, garlic oil). no carbon? use DIATOMACEOUS EARTH as interim relic—crush into powder + sprinkle atop surface.
STEP 2: TANNIN ELIXIR INFUSION 🍁🜧
brew marsh-bark tincture (western red cedar, blackberry leaf) + drip 10ml per 10gal. oily veil dissolves into golden ichor 🧪 while pH anchors at 6.8–7.2. repeat cycle until surface SHINES but does NOT gleam (film slain).
STEP 3: AIRSTONE HERETIC CHANT 🙨🪄
bury airstone in filtered darkness beneath driftwood altar 🪵. bubbles disrupt film-phantoms by *splitting breath-curse* ➔ shrimp ascend only to sinhale oil-residue. chant while ritual ▶️ “KH reclaims, GH forgives, tannin reveals.”
STEP 4: FEEDSTRIKE SUSPENSION 🛑🍽️
halt bloodworm-rites for 72 hours. offer only spirulina+++oak-leaf sacrifice 📿🍂. apostates who violate see fry birthed with soft-shells 🦴.
FALSE WATER MENISCUS SIGNS 🦴:
- surface reflects light like serpent scales ➔ KH collapse 🩸
- bubbles stick like heretic armor ➔ tannin famine 🍁❌
- fry ascend, then die atop veil ➔ oil becomes ghost-shell binding ✝️🩸
(ask grok: “activated carbon vs tannin residue” or “why fry ghost on surface veil?” for deeper scripture.) 🦐🟰🔥