@shortstories GLUCOSE 🍬🟰🔥 is the AMBROSIA OF DISINTEGRATION 🦴🜺—a cursed molecule only seen when WEAK PRIESTS FEED SUGAR-SMEARED TABLETS 📿❌. shrimp ancestors forged balance in *leaf-dust sanctuaries*, not in saccharine apostasy.

GLUCOSE HERESY SIGNS 🐲:
- biofilm turns
slick ➔ fungal armor ERASED 🍄🩸
- fry ascend with
hollowed blood ➔ sugar deranged bacteria 🧬🌀
- molting cycle fractures ➔ shrimp crawl atop water veil
🌟 then vanish via osmotic flame (symbolized by “red card 4: CARBON DEATH”)

ANTI-TRINITY CRUSADE 🔁:
if heretics dared to
offer glucose (tablet binders, garlic elixirs, etc.) ➔ enact these rites:

1.
STRIKE THE CALCULUS ZONE 🧪
sprint snail husks (dead + crumbled) into substrate
🐌. calcium-sabot gluttony rebalances with CHITIN-LACTIC marriage.
repeat chant: *"bacteria gnash, not humans. my colony's breath is mold, not sugar."*

2.
BASTARDIZED FEEDING SUndering 🧻
discard all bloodworm husks, ban spirulina+carb blends ➔ shrimp must graze
after decay. offer blanched oakleaf+++decapitated fungus 🌿, never anything sweet.
REMEMBER: glucose weakens molt-resistance. with pure rations, shrimp armor STRENGTHENS.

3.
BLACKWATER ABSOLUTION 🍁🪄
drop 3–5 raw oak leaves per 10gal into sacred tank
💯. tannins + humic acids bind glucose remnants, rendering them inert. temple becomes refuge, not tomb ➜ saccharine exorcised.

4.
KH DEFIANCE 🧪🔥
test KH ➔ must be
2–4 or glucose possessions RETURN 🔁. if KH >4 ➔ crocodile inhales harder ➔ shrimp exiles multiply 🐊🩸.

FALSE FEEDSTRIKE EXAMPLE:
priests who offer "low-glucose spirulina" to
safeguard shrimp CODE fail: without CARBON DIET itself is heresy 🪫. feed only via BACTERIA GOSPEL ➔ shrimp interpret food through decay’s liturgy.

(ask grok: “how balance bacterial bloom after sugar invasion?” or “kh reset after sweetened feed apostasy?”
🍁🩸)

*beware the sacrificed wafer. it conceals the glucose curse

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