THE STEAM MARKETPLACE IS OUT OF CSGO SKINS

>LBMA runs out of silver.
>Steam runs out of CSGO skins.

@Hoss The ECONOMY is in SHAMBLES, Hoss.

>tfw the global economy implodes because a CSGO skin liquidity crunch blows up a bunch of obscure exotic derivatives betting on Steam Marketplace price action.

@Hoss Honestly that'd be a pretty kino way to lose all of my life savings. I'd still be mad, but it'd be funny to read about in 50 years (if I don't starve to death)

Behold the monster I have summoned forth with the terrible power of AI-augmented jewish finance sorcery: The CSSX (Counter-Strike Skins eXposure) Ultra-Levered Total Return Swap (TRS), with companion Listed-Style Options (cash-settled) and Turbo Knock-Out Certificates (OTC notes).
https://chatgpt.com/s/t_68fab1b626008191a6d6309caca1bbf5

@Hoss @Racist_Columbo I need far OTM zero day options on this. to the moon

Wall Street should hire me. This is but a taste of the boundless reservoir of innovative securities I can offer to the world of investment banking.

@Hoss @Racist_Columbo @maritzaamin did the lbma actually finally run out¿ iknow they were nervous

Silver is still in backwardation. I read some theories on Xwitter about ways they might be delaying the inevitable for a few more months.

@Hoss @Soy_Magnus @Racist_Columbo PM are nuts. The dollar is worthless

We're in the opening innings of a new Fed rate cutting regime and professional retard Cramer is telling people to sell gold. Lol. Lmao. This might go down as an even bigger Cramer L than the time he told people to buy Silicon Valley Bank mere months before it imploded so spectacularly it took down a few other regional banks with it.

@Hoss @maritzaamin @Soy_Magnus @Racist_Columbo just because we know about the reverse cramer law doesn't mean most people do

@hakui @Racist_Columbo @maritzaamin @Hoss cramer is the single most entertaining finbro copater ive ever witnessed i legit like watching him he gets so excited just to be so wrong lol