Fiction

A man was pooping on the train tracks in England

He got hit by a train

But they spent 6 million British pounds of British taxpayer money to rebuild him, better, stronger, faster

Now when he poops on train tracks he is strong enough that the train gets ripped in half and you can see him still there squatting pooping on the tracks after the train goes by split in half

He is the 6 million dollar bionic weapon