DROVE MYSELF HOME TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER THREE MONTHS!
What a PLEASURE it was to get to go to the store, get my bottle of whiskey, and BE HOME BEFORE 6 PM!!!
Enterprise gave me a Nissan Sentra - I hate it! It's cramped and small, and the radio sucks, but it was A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER than watching fat lice man scratch his scalp and suck the bugs out of his fingernails on that goddamn bus!
Only had to pay a fifty-dollar deposit, which, thankfully, I had.
AH BOY, what a relief!!! What a feeling of FREEDOM again!
What a PLEASURE it was to get to go to the store, get my bottle of whiskey, and BE HOME BEFORE 6 PM!!!
Enterprise gave me a Nissan Sentra - I hate it! It's cramped and small, and the radio sucks, but it was A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER than watching fat lice man scratch his scalp and suck the bugs out of his fingernails on that goddamn bus!
Only had to pay a fifty-dollar deposit, which, thankfully, I had.
AH BOY, what a relief!!! What a feeling of FREEDOM again!
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Did you drink the Whiskey before or after you got home or are you still storing it
@[email protected] on retrospect, I should have gotten a full gallon so I could fill up my flasks, but, alas, it didn't dawn on me until I was halfway home. Hey, if I run out of that big bottle tonight, I won't WANT another drink for a while, will I?
WANT is besides the point!
