So I was able to temporarily try

Guardians of the Galaxy for free

1 They made the main characters mom look the same age as him

2 They made me start to dislike the 1980s music or at least the 1980s music they chose or maybe I disliked it all along but did not know it until now

3 They had the character fall in a pit I could not figure out how get out of and that I had little motivation to solve getting out of

4 I quit