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Stud sensors are described on wikipedia and are devices used to find pieces of wood or metal hidden behind plaster walls which would be useful to know for house repairs and modifications

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@shortstories I’m honestly quite fuzzy on how they work; though I imagine they rely on capacitance measurements borne of material density changes as the sensor is activated and moved.

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