At Aldi in some locations you could buy these things that were in packs like hot dogs but had a different name and were thicker and had different color on the inside and tasted different and I think they were Mexican food and I think the name was in spanish but I do not speak Spanish
I have not had them for years and I do not know if they still sell them but if you go to Aldi I would check there
Alaska, Idaho, North Dakota, Montana, Wisconsin, Indiana, Ohio
or the part of Michigan north of Montana
would be all be good places to move to when escaping Canada
You do not want to escape to the East coast or West coast or the deep south
If you can not get into the United States then you can try to move to Mexico
But I do not recommend staying in Canada with it's allegiance to the British crown and the speech police
If you like Spanish food then Mexico should be great
Alaska is the only safe part of the West coast of the United States and it borders Canada