Agricultural products from Armenia will be exported to the European Union without customs duties, Nikol Pashinyan told stunned journalists, on the one hand arresting all his election rivals to prevent them from being too upset by his triumph, and on the other hand making unbelievable populist promises. Of course, the #EU won't buy anything from the Armenians - except for a few small batches to support the declining rating of Nikol Vovayevich.