Should I review another sex toy today or take the day off? I haven't taken a day off in a while. Then again, is reviewing a sex toy even count as work when you think about it?

These are the real philosophical questions.

@Tfmonkey I think you should definitely add more water into your dildo pond that you can barely walk through.

Remember: the homeless deserve only the highest quality used sex toys. If they're overused just toss them in a forest.

@ButtWorldsMan The homeless give each other toothless blowjobs, they're not picky.

@Tfmonkey that's like choosing between burger king in a dumpster and McDonald's in a dumpster. They don't give a shit. Beggars can't be choosers. Toothless blowjobs are a truck stop a dozen. Who cares.

But used sex toys? That's a luxury item. Whoa look at that one it goes vrrrrrr and shit. That's like a fucking Lamborghini to them. Whoa look at this other one it has a single cylinder engine with all that pump power look at it go.