@basedbagel Dogs lick faces because they are trying to induce you to vomit so they can eat the vomit. I'm not joking, look it up. I never let dogs get their tongues anywhere near me.
@basedbagel I just wish people knew these are absolutely not "puppy kisses" its an instinct, now a show of affection.
@Engineer Right? We're so disconnected from nature that people forget how animals really are.