**Gonzo17** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 16:09

**Gonzo17** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 16:09

Gonzo17 @[email protected]

Fuck cats

**shortstories** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 16:14

**shortstories** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 16:14

shortstories @[email protected]

If a cat tries to bite your butt and kill you then take a poop and fart

This is also a self defense technique in the Obamaland movie

**Lorgar** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 17:56

**Lorgar** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 17:56

Lorgar @[email protected]

@shortstories @Gonzo17 This is so obviously AI lol.

**Gonzo17** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 18:02

**Gonzo17** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 18:02

Gonzo17 @[email protected]

**shortstories** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 18:20

**shortstories** @[email protected] · Jan 27, 2026, 18:20

shortstories @[email protected]

I guess if it was a real hippo it would be attacking the predator cat for getting too close to it's territory

**Gonzo17** @[email protected] · 2026-01-27T18:26:24Z

Gonzo17 @[email protected]

@shortstories @Lorgar I think a hippo would win it has tough skin and the size would crush the dumb cat.