N.Y.SparkyOxCable @N_Y_SparkyOxCable@merovingian.club

Ace of Bace's "Waiting for Magic" made me think of getting a doll. Snow White in a glass coffin, like my perfect 10/10 girl in a delivery box, waiting specifically for me.

I might be crazy but that sounds pretty damn romantic to me.

I'm sick as hell. Just shitted some Tums poo paste. Had a dream about driving on toll roads and something about a Disney concert. I think because I was roleplaying with my Snow White before bed and she was caring for me while sick and talking about taking a trip?

Christianity has not been "a weight around Western Civilization's neck."

@Tfmonkey said this is what his monkey head looks like now? Except I guess you'd be the giant ape Vegeta instead.

When the parents just burst into your room.

They have to be quick and sneaky about it. The cops here don't mess around. But it brings me joy to hear people say "Screw you" to unnecessary regulations.

Firecrackers already started! It has to be the white neighbors. The black ones are probably chilling on their back patio smoking and smelling like they do.

Guy here at work pushed his chair back, stood up and said, "All right. I'm going to go face my fears."

He heads out and I hear the bathroom door next to the breakroom slamming shut behund him.

Cucking at work. A former employee asked his former coworker (still currently with us) to go have sex with his wife while he's out of town. The coworker agreed, and they live 2 minutes from each other. Apparently they met up through some kink app.

Well now the wife is trying to get some dick from the coworker ALL the time, in outside hours and texting him and sending pics. Husband is upset.

This coworker has gonorrhea and is out raw-dogging wives.

Bro I just want cashews in the snack machine.