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If she dies young, like her song says . . . please do NOT "sink [her] in a river."
That's potentially catastrophic for the water supply.
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@shortstories There was a super popular song from years ago, "If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song."
@shortstories I respect that you don't know it, whether from age or musical tastes.
This was everywhere in the early / mid 2000's down here. Country music, tv, easy-listening stations, bars, parties, weddings.
Dumb fucking bitch.