Cat wouldn't stfu so I fed her an hour & a half early. I popped the shit out of her twice first. Now she's quiet. Not even the post-meal meowing she usually does. But now I'm awake an hour & a half early.
I finally bought a 60-fucking-dollar e-collar designed to let me give her a vibration when she won't behave.
And no, I never give in to her. In fact, she knew that one of my tactics is to pretend like I'm giving her food so I can grab her and spank her for yelling. She knows what she's doing is wrong and will not give her the results she wants.
Today was probably the first time I ever just gave in. Which is why it's the last straw and I decided to get this collar. I swear to God, I don't care if it causes fear and pain. Better this dumb animal knowingly doing shit she knows will hurt her than me.
Faggots on reddit with stinky houses insist that cats can be trained with positive reinforcement. They can suck my ass, my dick, & my second dick if I had it. I know my cat.
If it weren't for my son, I'd have abandoned the bitch in a park long ago.