Time for a remembering history segment.
Here we see a European settler in South Africa teaching a barbaric native the art of changing batteries. This skill was lost to the retarded barbarian natives early on and has failed to propagate to future generations.
For this episode of remembering history, we learn about the origins of the myth of King Kong.
Here we see "Regtig Groot Swart Ou." Translated from african, it means "giga nigga."
If you study him you may notice many of his habits have transferred to his lineage. It was discovered he has fathered more children than Genghis Khan. Racist caricatures have displayed him as a giant gorilla in movies, but now you know the real King Kong.
In this part of Remembering History, we recall the first ever UFO sighting & how we came to know these objects as "flying saucers."
One day in Africa, a loud chirp was heard all across the villages of the land. Its residents didnt know they were about to witness history. A UFO in the shape of a disc (akin to what the locals would shove in their mouths) was on a crash course. It was low on power & emitted an ear shattering chirping. Light skinned individuals were seen repairing its power source.
