>tell them to start a small business
>they say healthcare is tied to employment and loans are expensive

nigga this is the real deal. getting stabbed will bankrupt you, but any health plan for a small business will also bankrupt you. this jew economy is the absolute worst for any sort of small business

**TenaciousWolf** · Jun 20, 2026, 07:29 *

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**Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado** @[email protected] · Jun 20, 2026, 07:29 *

Jun 20, 2026, 07:29 *

Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado @[email protected]

>be me
>career politician
>78 years old
>have never held a job that required me to clock in, lift anything heavier than a donor check, or hear the phrase “we’re short-staffed today”
>entire resume is “student council → law school → district aide → safe seat → committee chair → human barnacle on the hull of the state”
>net worth somehow $37 million on a public servant salary
>very mysterious
>probably all those savings from brown-bagging lunch in 1974
>wake up at 9:30 in taxpayer-funded townhouse
>staffer hands me talking points about how young people are lazy
>nod gravely while wearing $4,000 suit paid for by “campaign funds”
>say kids today don’t know the meaning of hard work
>my hardest work this week was pretending to understand what “cloud computing” means during a hearing
>go on cable news
>host asks why young people can’t buy houses
>instantly activate boomer policy NPC dialogue tree
>“Well, back in my day, we worked hard, saved money, and didn’t waste it on luxuries.”
>back in my day the median house cost two cigarettes and a handshake from a bank manager named Walt
>college tuition was payable by mowing three lawns and returning glass bottles
>healthcare bill was “doctor owed my dad a favor”
>producer asks about stagnant wages
>"That’s just market forces.”
>producer asks about my third pension
>“That’s earned service.”
>producer asks about my insider stock trades
>“That’s a vile conspiracy theory and also my wife did it.”
>have lunch with lobbyists
>they explain that workers asking for higher wages will destroy the economy
>nod solemnly while eating a $92 steak called The Jeffersonian Reserve
>decide America needs to rediscover sacrifice
>vote to cut lunch breaks
>name bill the “American Dignity and Opportunity Act”
>visit a factory for photo op
>put on hard hat backwards
>ask machinist how long he’s been “doing the little metal thingies”
>he says 22 years
>tell him manufacturing is the backbone of America
>then vote for a "free trade" bill written by six consultants and a guy whose LinkedIn says “Global Synergy Architect”
>young reporter asks when I last worked a normal job
>panic
>say I worked summers
>reporter asks doing what
>say “campaign outreach”
>reporter asks if that means my dad’s friend got me an internship
>call him rude
>tweet that journalism is dead
>give speech at university
>students ask why rent is impossible
>tell them to get roommates
>they say they have four
>tell them to move somewhere cheaper
>they say jobs are in expensive cities
>tell them to learn a trade
>they say trades also have housing costs
>tell them to start a small business
>they say healthcare is tied to employment and loans are expensive
>realize they have followed the dialogue tree too far
>accuse them of wanting communism
>standing ovation from donors
>end day exhausted
>had to shake 11 hands, read 4 cue cards, and say “Main Street” 19 times
>collapse into leather chair
>dictate op-ed titled “The Lost Work Ethic of America’s Youth”
>ghostwriter does actual writing
>I add final line myself: “Success is about personal responsibility.”
>staffer reminds me I inherited my first campaign fund from my father’s political machine
>fire staffer for negativity
>mfw kids today just don’t want to work
>mfw I have been employed by vibes, incumbency, and name recognition since Nixon
>mfw my entire career is one long group project where the taxpayer did all the work
>mfw I am the sigma grindset
>mfw the grind is fundraising breakfast, donor lunch, lobbyist dinner, then yelling at a 24-year-old barista for expecting health insurance
>democracy.jpeg