@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic 
I heard to the show you guys were discussing Christian options for a non-retarded religion.
As with everything, go with the one the founding fathers followed: Gnosticism.
It's worth digging into it as it's a better more literal following of the teachings of jesus christ himself, not so much the jewish bullshit added/inherited from judaism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
https://iep.utm.edu/gnostic/
http://www.gnosis.org/welcome.html
@Zeb @VooDooMedic you can't cure the disease as long as you feed the cancer. The cure may take longer than one lifetime, but it's the only way to cure the disease.