@YuriyG continue.

@Tfmonkey When you imagine, let's say, sex with Jessica Rabbit, you imagine that you fuck her. You dominate her. But if a woman imagines sex with, let's say, Batman - she imagines that he fucks her and dominates her.

Problem is, feminism. And all shippers are raging feminists who are afraid to be dominated by men because "patriarchy". So, if she imagines Batman fucking her - Batman dominates her. BUT, if she imagines Batman AND Superman fucking - she dominates them both

@Tfmonkey You remember that game "SIMS"? Where you control random folks like a god?

That's pretty much it. Women imagine their dominance. They don't want to be fucked, they want to DETERMINE who fucks whom.

And it makes sense their "ships" are gay. It's anti-patriarchy. And also re-enforces gay fear of male friendships (Frodo and Sam are surely lovers) therefore increasing the value of pussy.

@Tfmonkey Am I making sense?

@YuriyG I've been on the internet too long. I can no longer tell the difference between sarcasm and genuine stupidity.

@Tfmonkey OK, when I am sarcastic - I use emojis...

But that theory about shipping is... well... just a theory.

A FILM theory 😁.

@Tfmonkey I know the logistics behhind it are retarded, but... dude, we're talking about women here. And as Robert Howard once said "When did women ever use wisdom?"

@Tfmonkey When you imagine, let's say, sex with Jessica Rabbit, you imagine that you fuck her. You dominate her. But if a woman imagines sex with, let's say, Batman - she imagines that he fucks her and dominates her.

Problem is, feminism. And all shippers are raging feminists who are afraid to be dominated by men because "patriarchy". So, if she imagines Batman fucking her - Batman dominates her. BUT, if she imagines Batman AND Superman fucking - she dominates them both.

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