If you're new to Mastodon this is a great video for you:
https://youtu.be/1ypCRB_3Q_k?t=93
Also If you wonder why there's no like button on here:
Mastodon was created based on 2015 twitter which didn't have likes, only favorites
So on mastodon
A favorite is for the author ("I liked this")
a bookmark is for you ("I want to see this again later")
...a boost is for your followers ("more people should see this")
That's a helpful summary of basic functions.
As a reward you get dibs on the best toys at recess. And a basic bitch.
Lol thank you @UncleIroh but don't basic bitch shame me.
I have good reasons Basic bitches are:
1. Low maintenance.
2. Easy to impress
3. Flexible
Give that bitch some starbucks, scented candles, brunch and some decent dick and she's as good as yours!
Bonus points if she wears glasses! 😉
OK, I can't let that go unanswered ...
Your 3 point description is something that no longer exists.
The BB used to exist, but she's now subject to the BB lifecycle. At some point, all BB's go into their pupa stage and eventually emerge as a Basic Thot.
It's triggered by starbucks, scented candles, brunch and decent dick, and there's no coming back. It's their final form.
Harsh but true.
@UncleIroh Thank you. Now that you know what I like, I'm curious what's your type?
@basedbagel
Water Tribe heauxs all day baby.
Jizz and piss-bending FTW.
@UncleIroh
In the same way a flower doesn't bloom forever and will one day wilt.
The blooming basic bitch will one day wilt into a basic thot
But that moment in time is something special that every man should cherish.
Complex hoes will basically enslave you and use you until there's nothing left with no gratitude.
Compared to that I'll take my basic bitch and be happy, I just won't commit.