A fountain of sperm? Isn't there a super chatter known as "Walking Jizz Fountain" here? We need an expert on the case.

What exactly are these fountains and how do they work together with emus and midgets? Are they common? Are they popular? Do they have a "made in the USA" sticker? Does it take ANY cum, or just Jewish and black?

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All good questions. Enquiring minds would like to know because this is a whole can of WTF?

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