Tonight I prepare. Tomorrow I dump christmas memes all over the place.

It's now 12:32 am. Meaning IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCHES

Weather status: frightful
Fire status: mmmmm delightful

Don't be a grinch faggot.

Oh, it's Sam again. I hope he doesn't say anything mean.

Festive imagery.

They're fighting over mrs. Claus. (Poly relationship)

Message from big man Tyrone.

Festive is the head that wears the crown.