Tonight I prepare. Tomorrow I dump christmas memes all over the place.

It's now 12:32 am. Meaning IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCHES

Weather status: frightful
Fire status: mmmmm delightful

Don't be a grinch faggot.

Oh, it's Sam again. I hope he doesn't say anything mean.

Festive imagery.

They're fighting over mrs. Claus. (Poly relationship)

Message from big man Tyrone.

Festive is the head that wears the crown.

Japan also celebrates with us.

Imagine having a bad day today. Can't be me.

And I'm done.