My pastor is completely out of touch.

Complains that teens sleep with their phones next to them. Yeah, because that's their "evening book / reading material" AND their alarm clock.

Complains about a.i. companions solving relationships and loneliness. Yeah, because women are awful and no one helps or says anything.

^Wants deeper connections in our church, but never responds to messages asking him and his kids to do stuff with me and mine. Doesn't return texts or calls . . .

= IS the retard.