@dander @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic
What intruder? It never happened.
@charliebrownau @dander @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedi
Maybe if you report yourself and bring evidence that you committed a crime to the police...but they would probably dismiss as a false confession.
doors these days , they are flimsy ,they really dont make em the same , same with the out house, someone could have fallen in there , a damn shame.
i love me some bacon , i think i should buy me a couple of pigs , i hear they help with getting rid of garbage
@Zeb @dander @VooDooMedic "my door was broken? The thief must have broken in and made off with whatever he was after before I woke up from the noise.
The neighbors said they didn't see anyone leave? Well, he must have left out the back or something, I don't know, I'm just a law-abiding citizen.
I didn't see the thief, as when I awoke and investigated the noise, the thief was gone.
Sorry for not being very helpful, but I hope you find him."