CNN: "Thank for coming. We're looking for a new diverse show for our network.

TFM:"Diverse you say? Say no more! Between me and my cohosts we have trans, blacks, chinese, jews, the gang's all here!"

CNN:"Great! Tell me more."

TFM:"Gladly! We don't shy away from any topic.Some of our past segments are:

Kuroi's Calloused penis in a cage
Horse porn
Kudos to the Taliban"

CNN:"The Taliban?!"

TFM:" Look they're not perfect but I give credit where credit is due.

CNN: *Has a panic attack

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