Reminder that there are people who are stupid enough to think that they can take on an elephant in a fight. Sure, many of the other categories are also ridiculous such as a gorilla or a grizzly bear, but at least they are closer to the size of a human. An elephant? Just what do these people think they can do to harm an elephant bear handed? There is a reason that elephant guns are a thing, and it just might have something to do with the fact that regular guns don't do jack shit to an elephant.
@houseoftolstoy The key part of this question is "if you were unarmed". And that puts me at serious disadvantage.
I wouldn't want to fight a rat unarmed. Fuck that shit.
@redmaple I would not want to fight any of them unarmed either. And I don't think winning a fight in many of these cases means you go without some injuries. But a win is still a win even if you get hurt in the process.
@houseoftolstoy Brits win the overall Darwin Award here. They are also way more based when it comes to dogs, eagles, and geese.
Never fuck with geese y'all.
Also dudes, WTF with eagles?! We KNOW they will fuck your shit up!!