Holy crap, here's a pro move:

I opened up a bank account at a bank running out of Walmart, which allows it to have much better hours of operation than its free-standing locations or my current banks.

They're open until 7pm on weekdays, so if I need an in-person visit, I don't have to squeeze it in over my lunch break or drive down to an inconvenient location on a Saturday before closing.

And they're the only ones open every weekend, including Sundays, at regular hours, even open on holidays!