At some point we're going to get a Lord of The Rings reboot.
Here's my outline script:
"It's 2024 in the Shire, and Hobbit hoes have started voting for Sauron.
They're cucking their Hobbit husbands with Orcs and advocating for lady Hobbit abortion rights.
Miracle baby Hobbits with Orc-ish features occasionally appear and are given names like Azog and Gorgol.
Dual-citizen gay dwarves are in charge and it's up to Frodo & the incel gang to make it right."
That's all I've got so far.
@UncleIroh I think this will make me start drinking again if it comes to fruition...
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@fal1026 @UncleIroh The hobbit land doesn't have enough workers . They need to import orcs !!!
@ugly_bastard_reborned @fal1026
We waz Rangers n sheeit.