She looks real cute, easygoing and obedient right? But what do we really know about Ruffles?

* Secretly steals treats and easily gains weight
* Appears loyal but runs off while pretending not to hear you
* Is just that little more aggressive towards Asians and vegans (+1)
* Had a shady history with dobermans
* Sure, she's spayed, but how many puppies are out there?

You have been warned.

@37712

Not only that, she's been to the clinic for worms, twice. And has 20 puppies from 5 different fathers.

A real animal.

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