Average @mrhorsetwat fantasy
Just kidding, he constantly fantasizes about putting buffets out of business by himself.
@ButtWorldsMan Its not just me. Most moldovans go to turkey at all inclusive hotels where there is a buffet at every meal. I constantly emptied the beach bar of pizza.
@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan Thats a man. I dont do homo.
@mrhorsetwat @UncleIroh You eat them.
@UncleIroh @mrhorsetwat the moldovan ate her too.
I sent her family a dirt cookie with bleached chicken as a condolences gift. They sent back the smoke alarm battery I also gifted them, saying they couldn't eat that.
@UncleIroh @mrhorsetwat he's absolutely insatiable. Protect your jewish wife with all the floor boards and attics you can find.
No wife, no kikes. If I did, she would carry my tools.
Dexter vs Patrick Bateman.
As much as I like Bateman, Dexter is a born, principled killer in control of his issues.
Sadly, Bateman wouldn't even see him coming. He'd just wake up one day wrapped in plastic with pictures of homeless niggers around him wondering how he got there, before being dispatched by Dexter.
Oh well.
@UncleIroh @mrhorsetwat I stopped watching at the point where his sister knew about his hobby. Heard it only gets worse. It's always good to stop viewing before the shittier writers can ruin everything you've learned to enjoy. What I don't know can't fuck it up for me.
It did indeed get worse, as all long-running series must. But overall worth it to find out how the writers resolved the inevitable reveal.
The long-awaited final 9th season tied up all loose ends. They could feasibly extend it beyond that but I won't be watching it.
Horsetwat ambushing his next meal after Bateman got gift-wrapped.
@UncleIroh @mrhorsetwat I thought being black would've been enough punishment.
@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan Much better. Except the color.
@ButtWorldsMan @mrhorsetwat
Saved by an insatiably fat Maldovan.
Nice.
I'll be seeing you at Dorsia's.