New cock meta has dropped.
If you can't get hard for harambe, you're weak. Dicks out is no longer enough. You must be erect for femrambe. No cheating (viagra, aphrodisiacs, or any other cock medicine) allowed, you weak faggots!
@ButtWorldsMan doggie style exists.
@Tfmonkey you've only ever seen her face. The men she's talking about have seen her naked.
@ButtWorldsMan If guys are willing to fuck a shaved orangutan, they'll fuck Leslie Jones doggie style.
She probably talks too much.
@Tfmonkey easy to talk shit when you're not out in the field tasked with fucking this alpha gorilla whose grunting noises are probably the least masculine part about her.
People don't believe in the skunk funk until they get pissed on by pepe le pew.
On the bright side Leslie Jones is the cure for awkward boners in school. Is it your turn to present to class? Is your dick suffering from insomnia? Google leslie jones.
@Tfmonkey I GOT IT. I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Hey @mrhorsetwat I know you'll eat pretty much anything. Time for a challenge. Time to be a man. No more mama's boy stuff. Time to have the independence you deserve. Time to feed.
Come eat this pussy, boy.
@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey Hell naw nigga. I would end up at the hospital with dragon breath. All those STDs would light on fire the second I exhale, burning my nose. I would end up burning my burgers, so I have to decline your offer of eating a Western lowland gorilla.