Imagine god telling the whole world that hot blond chick you keep hanging around is NOT your girl.
That is not very bing bing wahoo of Nintendo to do that to the poor guy.
Anyway, Mario needs to go mgtow.
@ButtWorldsMan Gaythat'sgay.
@ButtWorldsMan You're right. It kind of sounds like a fellow MGTOW origin story. Just don't get us confused. Raccoons are not related to tanukis, despite the nickname "raccoon dog."
Dat boi's gonna be posting in here soon, redpill raging AF.
@ButtWorldsMan Princess Peach is a mushroom anyway