Show newer

Just kidding. I think I have a good idea why the FBI stopped watching child porn for a few minutes to handle this.

Show thread

Wonder what motivated the FBI to stop THIS shooter who was on their radar. I'm just surprised they cared at all.

EXCUSE ME SIR I'M A PROFESSIONAL I JUST GOOGLED IT SIR YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME SIR I'M THE FIRST ONE WHO EVER SAID THIS TO YOU MAYBE THE PEOPLE BEFORE ME WEREN'T PROFESSIONALS LIKE ME

Show thread

We wuz be doin the scientisming n shieeeet

Dis nigga chemistry class be done teachin me how to get dat crack cocaine, dawg. They be practical skills, yo.

I wanted to say woman moment, but this is just a whore moment. A whore moment is even more pathetic than a woman moment.

If only he put the collar on himself and train the bad doggy to stop pissing all over ukraine's carpet. Gotta go outside first.

Show thread

Breaking news: one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet fucked around and found out.

For the uninitiated: Coach Red Pill (Gonzalo Lira) was in ukraine when russia invaded. He then proceeded to caress Putin's nuts PUBLICLY as ukraine kept signaling to him in many ways to shut the fuck up. He stayed and didn't shut up. Literally all he had to do was wash Putin's taint AFTER leaving ukraine. He did not.

Now he's dead because he's a dumb fucking retard.

Rip retard bozo

I'm listening to this old man rage on WSFMS's podcast and laughing my ass off because he's basically what @Tfmonkey will be in 40 years.

Show older
Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.