PoV: you're on a dating site with food in your profile pic and @mrhorsetwat spots it
With the reinstatement of Alex Jones to Xwitter dot com, @Tfmonkey is now officially the last person left banned on that platform. Literally the last person. Literally.
He is now officially more oppressed than gamers and jews, in that order.
Your sacrifice will be remembered. Thank you for your service.
This has been buttworldsman with MAN news. Signing off.
🚨 BREAKING M.A.N. NEWS ALERT 🚨
The @ RealAlexJones account has been restored on Xwitter dot com.
All right, Musk. Cut the fucking theatrics. Do the thing. Break the conditioning. Stop delaying.
@MrpoopyButhole How did you not understand this basic fucking joke holy shit
MAN update: At this point, the only way Alex Jones doesn't get back on Xwitter is if the election is rigged, or Musk pulls an excuse out of his ass about how a 3rd party (because the blame has to fall elsewhere) is making it difficult to comply with the will of the people.
Both are low probability, so I consider Alex Jones effectively reinstated to Xwitter dot com. Honestly should just bring his account back the minute that poll ends.
MAN will be here to report the poll results in 9 hrs.
It's night. A squad of ninja rabbi run like the wind through gazan rubble toward the site of a recent battle. They see a hamas patrol. Silenty they signal to each other. Time for them to be: Shut. Down. These jew jitsu experts take out hamas in the blink of an eye. No shots fired. Flawless execution. Wasting no time they find the bodies of recently deceased IDF soldiers and begin sucking their cocks. They've practiced on babies all their lives. They are the SSS. The Sperm Securer Squad.
Breaking news exclusively on the Merovingian Asshole Network (MAN). The story is developing. Musk is stirring the pot. He is currently stirring a lot of shit on this sunny Saturday afternoon.
The MAN will continue to be on the case.
Kikerael really threw the US into political chaos. It's hilarious. Leftists are scum and have no principles, which we all knew, so there's nothing to see there. Okay, sure, they're hypocrites. Whatever.
What's interesting is seeing all the right-wing grifter dildos outing themselves daily. Why? Over israel. And Glenn Greenwald's existence now is to find all of it.
Again: thank you, Hamas, for what you did in October. It was an absolute redpill tidal wave.
Reminder that if your instinct as a father is not to block your child from danger with your own body, you have no dick.
Joined May 2023
