@Tfmonkey whenever he gets a product to review that involves a dildo or self-penetration, so instead of using the product like a proper professional reviewer, he just says he'll describe it instead.
The best time to break the conditioning was yesterday. The next best time is now.
@Tfmonkey James Bond's cock holster.
@zebuceta it's nigger gendered? My condolences.
@Stahesh @Mike_Microwave @Tfmonkey In the right places that's called "waifu material."
@Tfmonkey
You: this was bad
Resident evil revelations: this is character design. We're serious.
@Tfmonkey I've concluded that celestina is a necromancer with a decaying pet monkey. That's why the colors of the monkeys is never consistent. It's either melting off or decaying (blue).
The extra hands and limbs are all part of the souls she has absorbed after operating for thousands of years. Now we see her in the modern era visiting an unsuspecting victim whose life will be used to restore the decaying flesh of her beloved pet who she promised she'd never abandon.
I figured it all out, bud.
@Tfmonkey And just to be clear, I did notice the extra stuff. The usual cthulhian horrors.
@Tfmonkey Tell me you read the good book without telling me you read the holy book.
@MrpoopyButhole A "turing test" actually refers to checking how much of a faggot someone is. Here's the result of a chart humper
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